I'd like a plague, please.
Spelling was actually one of my biggest worries when I accepted the job.I remember getting a C on my report card in spelling in fourth grade. While it was probably because I wasn’t trying, it’s not something that comes naturally to me (Something my husband—Mr. I-won-multiple-spelling-bees-in-elementary-school—won’t let me forget). However, with the help of autocorrect, dictionaries, and proofs (proofs are the best!), it’s an extremely rare event when things go out the door wrong.
P.S. The best spelling mistake is when a customer asks for a plague when they mean plaque.